Monday, January 25, 2010

Skinny Bitches!!!

Yeah you know who you are!!!!  Why is it that SOME of us have to basically starve just to NOT be fat??  Then others can just sit there with plates of fries, ginormous hamburgers, platers of cake, loads of hot fudge sauce and then STAND up and burn it off!!  Jeepers...I just want to know how this is fair???  Man when God was handing out the perks, I sure as heck didn't get even close to being in that category!  Basically i'm a person who HAS to eat around 1000 calories or LESS just to be a normal weight!  I feel like if I even go over 10 calories I gain a pound!!  They say it takes 3000 calories to gain 1 pound...I think they LIE.  I know there have been times where I didn't even eat CLOSE to 3000 yet i'm pretty darned sure I looked and felt bigger....yet when I eat like a BIRD, I look fine.  So then of course whenever I eat something I shouldn't (which only happens like once a MONTH) then I immediatly feel guilty afterwards and the next morning when I wake up..sure enough...I look like a bloated cow!!  This I shall add to the top of my list of unfairness in life LOL...

Now i'm off to go eat a head of lettuce for lunch.

2 comments:

  1. I better not comment on this, you'll slap the shit out of me.

    ::runs off::

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  2. Yeah you're one of THEM aren't ya?? Eating fries and cake and never gaining a pound right?? Yeah you're lucky your so Pretteh or I might hafta slap ya...but i bet you'd like it... ;)

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